I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.
I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.
ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.
British badger: jovial fellow, eats toast and jam. Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs. Agricultural nuisance.
American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine. Very defensive. Fuck immediately off.
Bonus African badger: Silverback gorilla of mustelids. Should be a cryptid. Bro, don’t even. You are nothing to him.
That’s where all the cute badger shit comes from! Thank you. I have never understood why anyone would depict them as cute little forest creatures because they will fuck you up. I didn’t know the UK had polite garden badgers.
It’s weird because in the redwall, written by a brit, badgers are basically viking berserkers.
Important!
Not weird at all. European badgers are still known to be very aggressive when it comes to defending their territory. A Swedish folktale is that you need to put pine cones or hardtack in your boots in case a badger decides to bite you since it won’t let go until it hears bones breaking.
